|The beginning: A can of Chunky meat-lovers stew on top of my microwave. Has been there since the dawn of time (last week). It is now dried, disgusting, and still on top of my microwave|
|1st offense of the night: roses in my Brita water filter. The rest of the carcass is now on the ground next to the filthy garbage cans.|
|Oh lookee here! What happened to my plate of tortilla chips?|
"Oh, Vi. I was hungry. So I ate all your nachos"BEEZNATCH! You ate my brownie too!
|Oh, I think I'm going to eat some chili, cuz I haven't eaten anything all day, except for that Jack-in-the-Box chicken sandwich John bought. Well... hey, why's the napkin full of stains(see above). Hmmm... Maybe she was stupid again. Hey... Why's it all EATEN. |
You ate my fucking chili too.
No, actually, David* ate your chili.